My take on the 5th edition is that it has rocketed over on the direction of T&T! I'll expand on that later.
As we are in Italy, we are playing a game in which the PCs have been transported to Roma by Pan - who requires them to disgrace the mainstream Roman pantheon. So far Neptune and Mercury have fallen - aediles have announced their falseness to the plebs.
The three characters are:
- An orc vigile named Vaticanus who gets frightfully upset when he breaks a law
- An orc bailiff named Tusca Knee who is frightfully dim with sudden outbreaks of inspiration
- A harpy improbably named Popeonarope who is claiming to be a unicorn in human form named Tent
Here is a picture from a wall in Florence which appears to show Vaticanus chasing a thief, unaware that Popeonarope (in duck form) is chasing him:
And here is a picture of Tusca (outside the Uffizi Gallery) having the life choked out of him by a door guard (custodis ianuae):