Spying on the Ghost Camp

The ghosts' new head coach, Nina Kulagina, has been concentrating on bringing out latent telekinetic abilities in her squad. Our mole watching a behind-closed-doors camp reports that while the players focussed 100% under the iron lady's icy gaze, the ball remained stubbornly at centrefield the whole time. More to come, especially on the heckling from rejected applicant Uri Geller, a urukin form the back country.