Next to take a pop at was Ken's "Seven Ayes".
I rolled up a human to fit the directions and set about adventuring. Before I could blink, I found that I was an orc! This didn't seem to bad as I got an extra dice for both STR and CON and then I had a pub to enter.
My first 'aye' was to agree to leave my weapons with the troll bouncer and then I chose beer rather than wine or something stranger from the ogre barman. My second 'aye' was to agree to buy a lady a drink and before I knew it I had downed three.
That forced me into a LK SR which I made! Only to find myself out of the game, no lady and a galley slave :(