There it is, up against the wall.
There is no way out of this room so you had better press the 'Play' button and see what you get...
1 - Emergency – 999 Roll 1d6
– the higher the roll the worse the emergency
Make
a saving roll at the level on your choice of WIZ, INT, LK or CHR to stave it
off or the whole party are toast!
2 -
68 Guns – The Alarm Not
nice! A whole artillery company is lined up and ready to fire
Roll 2d6: on a
1,1 roll all the guns backfire and the pc escapes; on 1,2 roll they all misfire
and a pardon is granted; anything else and the execution is carried out
3 -
Bela Lugosi’s Dead – Bauhaus Bala
may be dead but he’s climbing from his coffin right now!
Roll 1d6 and multiply by 10 to find the MR you must face…
4 -
Sympathy For The Devil – The Rolling Stones This devil wants worshippers, with death being the price
for a failure to fawn effectively
Roll
1d6 to find the level of the CHR SR needed to placate the evil fiend
5 -
Monster Mash – Bobby Pickett It’s
a great party thanks to the Coffinbangers and the Cryptkicker 5 but you really
do need to fit in!
Make a L1 SR
on CHR to impress with a scary roar or a piteous moan or the monsters snack on you
6 -
Rat Trap – The Boomtown Rats You
find yourself poised on a giant mousetrap – L1 SR on DEX to get off without being
cut in two by the deadly anti-rodent device
7 -
I Feel The Earth Move – Carole King As
the first tremor is felt, you have to make a L1 SR on SPD to get under a bed
before the ground cracks open and swallow you
8 -
Somewhere Over The Rainbow – Chet Baker This is one for the leprechauns!
Any member of the Little Folk playing
this record finds the pot of gold at the end of the rainnbow
It’s worth 1d6 x 500 GPs
9 -
The Road To Hell – Chris Rea If
this road is followed far enough, all will be lost! A L1 SR on INT is required
to get your bearings and find another route
10 -
Zombie – The Cranberries Rising
up from beneath the dance floor comes a mouldering, brain eating undead
monster! MR is 1d6 x 10
11 -
Smash It Up – The Damned This
is a free pass for wanton destruction! Make your combat roll and multiply by
the level of a SR you try on STR – you get APs equal to the total and a whole
heap of red-blooded satisfaction!
12 -
Getting Away With It – Electronic Another
get-rich-quick opportunity!
Make the
best SR you can on LK and multiply against 100 – this is the value of the gems
you can snatch from Mrs. Bagpuss, the Mayor’s wife, if you make a L1 SR on SPD
to get away
If you fail, you spend a
year in jail
13 -
All Right Now – Free A
freebie for those in dire straits (ok, wrong band!)
You get a little blue pill that will completely heal your
next wound
14 -
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer – George Thoroughgood and the
Destroyers Happy daze!
The drinks are on the house make a SR on
INT and subtract the level from 3 – this is the level SR on CON you have to
make to survive/avoid drinking yourself into a coma
15 -
Man Eater – Hall & Oats The
woman you hook up with (and, hey, your gender is irrelevant here) turns out to
have a big, gaping mouth and needle-sharp teeth
You
need to disengage from the love-grapple you so willingly entered into or your
goose is cooked!
A L1 SR on DEX
is required to make a clean break and save your tenderest parts…
16 -
Don’t Go – The Hothouse Flowers You
have done something dreadful and have upset your comrades – you need to beg
them not to abandon you! Make a L1 SR on CHR or you are hopelessly on your own
in a particularly perilous place
17 -
Proud To Fall – Ian McCulloch You
stand on the edge of a seemingly bottomless chasm and must walk a tightrope to
get across (the pack of rabid ghouls hot on your heels makes this a must)
Make a L1 SR on DEX or you fall
foreverrrrrrrrrr
18 -
Higher And Higher – Jackie Wilson Those
ghouls are still after you!
If
you can make a L1 SR on STR you can climb up that vertical cliff, banging in
pitons as you go
If not, the
ghouls feast on your entrails!
19 -
Ghosts – Japan You
may have a mighty sword arm but what are you going to do against ghosts?
Don’t
even think about calling Ghostbusters!
You
either have to cast a group zapping spell or leggit (a L1 SR on SPD willsee you
safe and sound)
20 -
Thick As A Brick – Jethro Tull You
thought that potion was going to do you good, didn’t you, you little optimist,
you?
Well, you were wrong and
unless you can make a L1 SR on CON to shrug off its insidious effects you will
be rendered cabbage like in 59 seconds (with an INT of just 3)
21 -
Many Rivers To Cross – Jimmy Cliff Well
(is that a pun?), they’e not really rivers, just streams
Trouble is, it’s not water flowing but
highly caustic acid and you will have to jump, jump and jump again because
those ghouls are after you again!
Make
a L1 SR on STR or you will tire before the last of the many is crossed AND a L1
SR on DEX because there’s not a lot of room between them
You know what will happen if you go in…
22 -
Beds Are Burning – Midnight Oil But will you notice and wake up?
It’s an early cremation if you
don’t make a L1 SR on CON to smell the smoke before your eyes melt
23 -
Roll Away The Stone – Mott The Hoople Stuck in a cave with the air supply dwindling…
You need to make a L1 SR on STR to save
yourself from suffocation
24 -
Don’t Fear The Reaper – The Blue Oyster Cult Or maybe you should?
Because
his coming after you with that nasty, sharp scythe
You need to generate at least 30 hits to
knock it aside and keep your head on your shoulders
25 -
Thieves Like Us – New Order You’re
going to have your pocket picked and lose all your money and gems unless you
make L1 SRs on both INT and SPD to shift your ass before it is picked
26 -
Spirit In The Sky – Norman Greenbaum Fortunately this spirit wishes to bestow a
gift
Make a L1 SR on LK and you get
1d6 added to WIZ
27 -
Wonderwall – Oasis The
wonderwall is worth getting over if you can stop wondering what is on the other
side and climb it
Make a
L1 SR on INT and you will stop daydreaming and get to the Pool of Refreshment
on the other side which adds 1d6 to CON
28 -
With A Little Luck – Wings If
you can make a L! SR on LK you get to reroll the next SR you critically fumble
29 -
Panic – The Smiths Ever been
on the receiving end of an Oh Go Away spell?
Unless
your INT, LK and CHR amount to more than 39 you get sent into such a tailspin
you will just keep running until your heart bursts!
30 -
Puff The Magic Dragon – Peter, Paul and Mary Make a L1 SR on CHR and you will have Puff
as a friend for life
A magic dragon makes
a great friend – he can fly you most any place and cast any spell up to your
level if you ask him
31 -
A Momentary Lapse Of Reason – Pink Floyd You should have got out while you still could but greed
for gold stopped your feet
Next time you
need to flee, you delay for one round looking for something that glitters in
your imagination and must make a L1 SR on INT to give up the delusion
32 -
War Pigs – Black Sabbath Monstrous
swine with sabre teeth (1d6 of them) lock on to the sight and smell of you as
the target for their next meal
They
have MRs of 20 – watch out!
33 -
Swords Of A Thousand Men – Tenpole Tudor But whose side are they on?
Make L1 SRs on LK and CHR or you end up a prisoner of war for
1d6 years and come out with a CON of 1d6
34 -
You Trip Me Up – The Jesus And Mary Chain Well, you’re down but are you out?
You need to make L1 SRs on both DEX and
SPD to elude the assassin whose outstretched leg takes you to the ground
35 -
Spellbound – Siouxie And The Banshees There is a chance to break free though…
Make a L1 SR on
WIZ and the mean, manic, malevolent, murdering magician who cast the Hold That
Pose on you won’t be able to maintain it
If
you succeed and then make a L1 SR on SPD you can catch him and turn the tables,
gaining his Fly Me ring!
36 -
Torch – Soft Cell Suddenly,
you are plunged into darkness and the dark is full of dangers!
Unless you have a torch, lantern
or can cast a suitable spell such as Cat Eyes or Will-o-Wisp you will perish
here
37 -
Expressway To Your Skull – Sonic Youth A dreaful burrowing worm tries to tunnel to
your brain – it is very hungry!
Unless
you can make a L1 SR on SPD to get out of the way in time or a L2 SR on CON
(your skull would be too tough for the worm’s teeth) you will lose
consciousness and soon die
38 -
In The Jailhouse Now – The Soggy Bottom Boys You got drunk and have been arrested and are
behind bars
The Hanging Judge is in
town and the sheriff doesn’t like use tax payers money to feed criminals
You need to make a L1 SR on CHR or
you will stand trial with the inevitable outcome
39 -
I See Red – Split Enz Next
time you get into a fight you will go berserk regardless of your INT
40 -
At The Edge – Stiff Little Fingers Chasm
time again!
It is stormy and the
winds are buffeting you terrribly
You
need to make L1 SRs on both STR and DEX to stand firm and keep your balance or
you will be lost…
41 -
Ride A White Swan – T Rex You
gain a familiar, the size of a donkey, with a CON triple yours
42 -
Song To The Siren – This Mortal Coil You feel all at sea as a haunting voice plucks at your
heartstrings and sucks at your soul
Now
you have to return the favour… Unless you can make a L1 SR on CHR and another
on INT you will not find the melody and not come up with lyrics to satisfy
which will mean that the siren drags you under the waves to a watery grave
43 -
Strange Fruit – Billie Holiday Are
you going to pick one and eat it? Up to you!
If
you do, make a L1 SR on LK
Failure
meand it is full of deadly toxins while success meana that 1d6 attributes of
your choice rise by 1d6
44 -
Werewolves Of London – Warren Zevon You’d
better have a silver-edged weapon, an enchanted blade or be able to cast a
devasting spell if you’re going to see off this MR50 regenerating howling
furball
45 -
Boris The Spider – The Who You
can get past Boris’ web if you make a L1 SR on DEX but if you get trapped you
will need a L1 SR on STR to break free before the arachnid eats you!
46 -
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds – The Beatles A beautiful angel looks down upon you from here cloud and
begins showering you with tiny diamonds – you’ve hit the jackpot!
Multiply the level of the best LK SR youcan
make plus 1 by 1,000 to see how rich you have become
47 -
Tumbling Dice – The Rolling Stones Your
dice will tumble the way you want them to once in the future
On any one saving roll of your choice
you may adjust one of the dice (probably so doubles show!)
48 -
Goldfinger – Shirley Bassey Your
left pinkie turns to gold!
It is worth
your weight in gold quite literally and it can also turn another being into a
solid gold statue before its magic burns out
49 -
Hammer To Fall – Queen You
suddenly find yourself at a fairground, shrunk to miniature size, beneath a
bell, by flashing lights, with a giant holding a two-handed hammer in front of
you grinning inanely
The
giant raises the hammer and swings it down with gusto, aiming at you!
Make a L1 SR on SPD to jump aside in
time or you are just so much raspberry jam
50 -
Witchy Woman – The Eagles Now
this particular witchy woman happens to be a Witch-Goddess
She scrutinies you and comes to a
decision about what to do with you
Make
L1 SRs on each attribute in turn
If
you do better than L1 she will boost that attribute by 1d6 times the level you
achieved
If you just make L1 she
does nothing
If you fail L1 she
subtracts 1d6 from that attribute
If
you roll a critical fumble she subtracts 1d6 d6 from the attribute (which may
well leave you dead or utterly unviable)
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